A lovingly-manufactured illuminated collection of absurdist poetry by Nel Blakely.

This astonishing new eBook edition aspires to preserve the antiquarian comfort of the original print edition while offering all the conveniences of modern-day electronic reading machines.

Download includes both EPUB and PDF versions of the book and includes such timeless lyrical odes as ‘Sadness’, ‘Monkey’ and ‘Alpaca My Bags & Go.’

Home-brewed magic of the musical variety written and composed by singer/songwriter Nel Blakely.

Download includes all 11 tracks + 4 page PDF booklet and contains melodic representations of several poems featured in the best-selling eBook ‘Terrible Poems I Wrote Today.’

Additional download & streaming options are available through Bandcamp.

Released January 7, 2023

Size: 2” x 6”

Velvety thick soft-touch coated paper bookmarks.

Get lost in a good book (or a bad one, if that’s your thing) but take one of these little guys along to help keep your place.

Designed by Nel Blakely

Size: 8" x 2.71"

Durable & Weatherproof Vinyl Die Cut Sticker featuring the slogan “ I Break 4 Error ”

Available in classic matte or glossy holographic. Why not get both?

Designed by Nel Blakely

In honor of the modern-day folk hero White Gladis the orca, these 100% organic cotton t-shirts feature a traditional tattoo inspired design that is a bound to make a splash. Go Team Gladis!

Designed by Nel Blakely