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Need a goods and/or service? Service Bot is here to lend a hand!
Specialties of the house include digital illustration & print design, acrylic painting, botanical photography, music & lyrics, absurdist poetry, freshly half-baked homemade out-of-order automatons and miscellaneous unabashed nonsense.
Order now or inquire for later!
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Art Bot doesn't know the meaning of the word 'artificial'. It thinks AI generated images are created by an 'art official' intelligence, bless its heart...
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C'mon, bust out those dancin’ shoes and join the chorus! Music Bot’s joie de vivre is as infectious as its earworms, a potent combination.
Music Bot was programmed as a tribute to the bards of old, to soothe the savage beast, embolden the meek and gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Don’t mess with Music Bot, it understands the power of satire and has no off switch.
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Time enough at last: From Vogon poetry to Todd Mathew’s pulp classic ‘Hotel Royale’, Book Bot’s read it all. Even your 8th grade journal, which it devoured with the same algorithmic voracity it used to process Dr. Henry Walton Jones Sr.’s 'Grail Diary'.
But never fear, Book Bot is incapable of passing judgement on your literary prowess. Its inner critic extension has been permanently disabled to increase its speed-reading capabilities. It appreciates a good page-turner, so it made one out of spare parts to enhance its reading experience.
All it needs now is a lap cat, a chai latte and a pair of glasses it picked out while waiting in line at the pharmacy. It anxiously awaits the next installment of your 'Rebo & Zooty' fan-fiction.
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Philately will get you anywhere.
Ephemera Bot requests the pleasure of your company to celebrate the adherence of stamps to assorted paper goods. Bring your own sealing wax. Répondez s'il vous plaît.
Stuck for stationary? We've got postcards in stock right here!
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Robo Bots predict that by the year 2030 roughly 78% of the globe will be covered in stickers. Of course, they are referring to a 1:42 million scale model of Earth that some intrepid Sticker Bots have been decorating since 1989. But the real globe best watch out. It could be next…
Want to help? Why not have some truly far-out stickers delivered straight to your very own mailbox? Order now!
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They say the camera adds 10 pounds, but Photo Bot is more concerned about focal lengths and depths of field to care about how much the camera weighs.
A picture says a thousand words, but Photo Bot can only say "cheese."
Smile! Look ma, no filter!
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Wear Bot? There bot! And beware, bot.
It's not how you feel, it's how you look... and you look marvelous!
Wear Bot never has to worry about conflicting emotions or Jedi mind-tricks, only the occasional head-exploding paradoxical logic bomb. A well-dressed robot never goes out of style in apparellel universe.
Live Appearances :
August 24th & 25th, 12pm - 5pm : The Spot Market, Lloyd Center PDX
August 10th & 11th, 2024 : Arleta Triangle Arts & Crafts Kaleidoscope, 72nd & SE Woodstock PDX
August 3rd, 2024 : Arts & Carts Makers Market, Cartside Food Carts, 1825 N Williams PDX
July 20th, 2024 : Meet Your Maker Market, 66th & SE Foster PDX
June 23rd, 2024 : Arts & Carts Makers Market, Cartside Food Carts, 1825 N Williams PDX
Gallery Exhibitions :
KVFM Anonym Kunst, 2022
KVFM Anonym Kunst II, 2023
Anonymous Art Group Exhibitions curated by KVFM - Montez Family Art Club, Frankfurt, Germany
Broken Robot Factory is a collection of works by Nel Blakely, a freelance artist, writer and folk-rock musician based in Portland, Oregon. Specializing in illustration, print design and general absurdity, Broken Robot Factory aims to celebrate the uncanny phenomenon of shattered pieces falling miraculously into place.
For professional design service options and rates, write to brokenrobotfactory@gmail.com.
A lovingly-manufactured illuminated collection of absurdist poetry by Nel Blakely.
Includes such timeless lyrical odes as ‘Sadness’, ‘Monkey’ and ‘Alpaca My Bags & Go.’
32 page booklet, exquisite black & white printing on premium uncoated paper.